Bar Joke

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Girl

Girl
by:Adrian Hashfi


first line:
Girl,do you know?That you’re everything to me right now
Girl,do you know?That i’m goin crazy thinking of you every night every day every second of my life
And now i don’t know what to do
All i know is i’m in love with you

reff
All i want from you is a chance to make you mine,
and i promise you i won’t hurt or break or scare your heart tonight,
your the only thing that i’ve been waiting for all my life
so take my hand don’t let go and
tell me that your mine tonight
Girl,I’ve been singing for you even if i don’t have to
Girl,since the first time i saw you it seems like i can’t go to sleep without dreaming of it
and now i don’t know what to do
all i now is i’m in love with you

reff:
Then consider this song is a present from me for your existence
cause i promise you that there’s nobody else then you
->first line->reff->end

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